HALLOWEEN JOKES. We already covered all the safety tips and favorite candy for the season, now let’s have a little fun. GoodHousekeeping.com recently published an article, “130 Funny Halloween Jokes to Put You in a Scary-Good Mood,” and we figured we would share a few with you here.
TRICK-OR-TREAT JOKES
Why shouldn’t an angry witch take her broom trick or treating? She might fly off the handle.
What do vampires take to get around on Halloween night? A blood vessel.
What is a baby ghost’s favorite game to play on Halloween? Peek-a-boo.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween? A goblin.
How did the zombie become great at trick or treating? Dead-ication.
What kind of car does Frankenstein drive on Halloween night? A monster truck.
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ghost says! Ghost says who? No, ghost says boo!
Knock Knock? Who’s there? Figs! Figs who? Figs your doorbell so I can stop knocking!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, W-H-O.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter! Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
MONSTER JOKES
What does a zombie wear to make their eyes pop? Ma-scare-a!
What position does a ghost play in hockey? Ghoulie.
Who won the skeleton beauty pageant? No-body.
Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn’t have the guts.
