LOVE LANGUAGE: The five “love languages” that people use to express affection, and like to receive, are words of affirmation, quality time, physical touch, acts of service and receiving gifts.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, a new report by Casino.org says the top love-expression language in Pennsylvania is acts of service.

Acts of service are just that, nice things done for a partner that make them feel loved and appreciated, anything from washing the dishes to filling the car with gas.

The love language people prefer to receive was quality time, at 27%.

Physical touch was second at 25% and words of affirmation was fourth with 20%. Receiving gifts, coincidentally, was last with just 6%.

No habla amor?

Pizza Hut is offering customers a relationship out with its Hot Honey “Goodbye Pies” campaign, allowing customers to order free delivery to the person they’re planning to call it quits with, “to help deliver spicy news in a sweet way,” the chain stated.

Customers can let the pizza do their dirty work at select locations in New York, Chicago and Miami.

Elsewhere, customers could request a breakup text, written by Pizza Hut, and a link to a free gift card for the Goodbye Pie to be sent to their soon-to-be ex-lover.

Bronx Zoo launched its annual Name a Roach campaign in which, for $15, you can symbolically name a Madagascar hissing cockroach in honor of an ex-Valentine.

The San Antonio Zoo, for $10 will also let you name a cockroach after an ex — and then feed it to an animal. For a $150 upgrade, they’ll include a personalized video of it being devoured.

We won’t say they’re speaking our language, but we have a couple of names in mind.