Are you busy next Sunday?

Forget about that dinner with the in-laws. They don’t really like you and just tolerate you out of wedlock. Trust me.

Here’s the deal. I went on the StubHub website the other day where their motto is “Save money. Live Better.”

Come to think of it that’s Walmart’s motto. StubHub is “Where fans buy and sell tickets.”

It was discovered if I can find 21 other people, we can rent a 22-person suite for $400,000 for Super Bowl 50 in Santa Clara, California.

Now I’m not in the same ballpark as mathematicians like Pythagoras or Euler, but according to my calculations that total would come to $18,182 apiece.

I figure you’re wealthier than Croesus and it’s just pocket change, but if you have to cut the budget, how about getting rid of HBO and stop spending so much money at Walmart. “Save money. Live better.”

Personally I’m going to refinance the house, sell my wife’s kayak and quit giving my daughter gas money. That kid thinks I’m Bill Gates.

So here are some the amenities with the aforementioned Super Bowl suite.

According to the web site there are padded seats. For that kind of coin I would hope we wouldn’t be in lawn chairs.

Unlimited catered food and legal beverages will be at our disposal. Just don’t invite Bob. Remember what happened last time when there was an open bar.

We also get preferred parking. Which reminds me that you have to find your own transportation to the game. I’m not Uber.

Which reminds me again. Do you know where Santa Clara is located? Did you think it’s in the vicinity of Burning Well? No my friend. That’s Kanesholm.

Santa Clara is 45 miles southeast of San Francisco with a population of 116,468, which is roughly the same number of Buffalo fans who are tired of Rex Ryan’s boisterous act.

Settled in 1777, the Silicon Valley city was originally the site of the Mission Santa Clara de Asis.

Asis? Is that those Mideast troublemakers? I don’t want those jerks hanging out at our open bar.

The crown jewel of Santa Clara is Levi’s Stadium, which opened in 2014 with a capacity of 68,500.

The facility set an attendance record of 83,000 last June when the Grateful Dead played there. So if there’s a burn hole in your padded seat you’ll know where it came from.

So is this Super Bowl trip something you would be interested in? Remember it could be Peyton Manning’s final game.

Carolina will probably knock the old geezer out cold in the first quarter, but you will in attendance to give the future Hall of Famer a standing ovation as his stretcher leaves the stadium.